The watch that boldly goes where no watch has gone before

I used to look up at the night sky and wonder what was out there. Not any more. Not since the night of that meteor shower. It's the middle of the night and I'm pulled over watching the light show. Then a fireball hits the cornfield out of nowhere and leaves a crater as deep and wide as my swimming pool. Way down in the dirt is a smoking black box. Inside the box? This watch. Don't ask me any more questions because I can't tell you. I wish I could.

It's definitely a watch. Highly-advanced technology sent here from a faraway place where its creators don't have much need for numbers or hands. Scientists have identified the case material as polished IP silver alloy with a custom-linked, brushed steel strap. And while the colorful face looks alien, the design is actually quite logical: the outer ring of yellow bars mark off the hours, the inside band of red bars mark off five minute increments and the four green lines count down individual minutes. We've named it the Galaxy Watch, a remarkably accurate timepiece with a out-of-this-world design sure to turn heads. And it hasn't vaporized anybody...yet.