Yes, these are beautiful garnet earrings. And yes, we have an utterly astounding deal to offer you. I promise that we’ll get to that quickly. But first, you really need to hear this story about a guy I know... let's call him Bob.
Now, Bob is a swell guy. He loves his wife, Carol (not her real name). But one Thursday not too long ago, Bob came home from a long day at work. At first, Carol was happy to see her husband. But as he clicked on the television and flopped onto the couch, her mood turned. When Bob asked about dinner, she snapped at him. Bob snapped back, "Why are you angry? I didn’t DO anything!" Carol glared and said, "Exactly." That’s when he realized it was his anniversary. Nice one, Bob.
You don’t want to be like Bob. But then again, maybe you do. You see, Bob made that mistake exactly once. He never made it again. The very next day, Bob called us on the telephone and asked for a gift guaranteed to get him out the doghouse. "Anything in particular?" our sales rep asked. "The more carats, the better," Bob said.
We were happy to oblige. If you need to make an impression, you can’t get much more dramatic than these ravishing red, 15-carat Garnet Earrings. It’s a jackpot of beautifully polished, genuine gemstones that delivers a lavish, luxurious look for less than $100! You’re welcome to shop around, but I promise that nobody else will give you these earrings at this price. Learn from Bob and never take a good deal for granted!