Maybe you could leave them a note. Something like, “Dear Florist: It’s not your fault. It’s not my fault. But this relationship isn’t working out.”
Go ahead and blame us if you must. We can take the heat. If you want to give your lover roses this Valentine’s Day, that’s okay. But we suggest taking a tip from the Ancient Egyptians to avoid getting fleeced by the flower pushers (who can’t resist raising the price of roses in mid-February). Back in the times of the pharaohs, elite Egyptian women skipped the bouquets. The most glamorous gals would wear a rose quartz talisman to show they were letting love into their lives, and to remind everyone that they were wealthy.
With our Love Stone Collection we’ve lowered the price of the legendary Egyptian love stone, offering you this spectacular 250-carat, rose quartz necklace at our exclusive Stauer price! Unlike the florists fleeting wares, the Love Stone Collection will last a lifetime, making it the perfect symbol of your affection.