"Tell me where it hurts."
"Everywhere. I’ve got butterflies in my stomach, a pounding in my chest, sweaty palms and an inability to concentrate."
The doctor nods. The look on his face says it all.
"Is it serious, doc?"
"Very. You’re in love. That’s what I was afraid of. But don’t worry — I've got just the thing."
The doctor hands you a prescription for two Voltear DiamondAura® Earrings. He tells you to take it to Stauer, and sends you on your way. We’re happy to be your "Pharmacy of Romance," but before we can fill your prescription, there are things you need to know. Each earring features eighteen spectacular, lab-created DiamondAura rounds, set in rhodium-plated sterling silver. Their eye-catching design delivers the maximum dosage of sparkle and shine. Unlike typical hoops, glimmering white rounds align on the inside and outside of each luxurious loop.
Please don’t take these earrings on an empty stomach. For maximum effect, we recommend pairing them with a romantic dinner for two. You should see results immediately and the side effects are surprisingly pleasant.