His lordship and her ladyship request the pleasure of your company for a forthcoming evening of entertainment at the Abbey. Cocktails and other refreshments will be served at 5 p.m. in the library, followed by a formal dinner in the great dining room, then digestifs in the sitting room. Accommodations will be made for you and any members of staff. Dress code is formal and elegant, preferably with a dash of inventiveness.
May we recommend the Estate Necklace? It features a most pleasing two-tier design of cultured freshwater pearls, each pearl perfectly and precisely shaped to exude the very essence of elegance. May we also direct your attention to the clever addition of a whimsical bowtie, made entirely of scientifically-grown DiamondAura®— truly, will the modern scientific advances ever cease to amaze?
Should you agree with our humble assessment, we are pleased to recommend a simply charming jewelry house by the name of Stauer that’s been making waves by doing things differently. We suspect they may have made some sort accounting mistake, because we usually see pearls of this quality in a far higher bracket. We recommend you visit them posthaste before they realize the error.