The ring to end all arguments

The Kingpin Ring says

You know when some wise guy won’t stop running his mouth, and he needs a little help in the “being quiet” department? The strongest move you can make is to shut him up without having to resort to anything physical. You can achieve his silence with a few words, maybe a gesture, maybe even just an intense stare. But the real power move is to be wearing something persuasive.

The Kingpin Ring is just such an item. Made in Italy, this gold-finished ring features a prominent surface area that looks like it could tell some stories about people it’s successfully encouraged to pipe down. This is a ring that makes a mark, by looking like it could REALLY make a mark, and therefore never having to actually do so. It also has the bonus benefit of looking damn good, with a central indented stonewall design.

How much would you be willing to pay for this don’t-you-dare-look-at-me look? The price for power like this should run pretty high, but we’re well connected and knew who to talk to. And so the Kingpin Ring is available for a very small price for a ring that sends a very big message.